Austin J. McMahon

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  • baby: d... d... d...
    father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
    baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
    baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

    “ Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’ ”

    —     Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

    (via tastefullyoffensive)

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